Comedy Songs
Made to Order.
Give Bertie the details. He'll write a banger. You'll take all the credit. (Also great for roasting the coworker who microwaves fish.)
How It Works
Fill Out The Form
Tell Bertie who it's for, what the occasion is, and every embarrassing detail you want immortalised in three-chord glory.
Bertie Makes Your Song
Our AI songwriter (Bertie) channels his inner troubadour — verses, chorus, bridge, and exactly the right amount of cringe.
You Go Viral
Play it at the party. Post it online. Accept the standing ovation. Deny all responsibility if it offends anyone.
Hear the Goods
Real bangers Bertie has made. Press play. Try not to cry. Then order one for your person.
Happy Birthday, You Legend
Three verses, two choruses, and one legendary story about a lawnmower. This one had the whole room crying.
So Long, Spreadsheet Warrior
A heartfelt tribute to 30 years of pretending to work while actually just forwarding emails.
Ode to the Fish Microwave Guy
A masterpiece about workplace crimes. Management approved it. HR did not.
Pick Your Banger
Quick Hit
Perfect for a quick laugh
- 30–45 second song
- 1 revision included
- MP3 delivery
- Up to 3 fun facts
The Full Banger
The whole experience
- Full song (2–3 minutes)
- 2 revisions included
- MP3 + lyrics PDF
- Verse, chorus & bridge
- Up to 10 fun facts
Gift Bundle
The gift that keeps on giving
- 3 full songs
- Gift card included
- Printable gift wrap
- Unlimited fun facts
- Priority delivery
Tell Bertie
The Vibe
Fill this out. Bertie does the rest. Usually ships within 24 hours.